The Perfect Dog?

Alright guys, I've done it. I bred the perfect dog. Here's how:





Poodle x Basenji. This eliminated barking and shedding. I had to breed with Teacup Poodles several times to make sure it was less than 2 pounds as an adult.


Basenpoo x Cat. This resulted in the mother teaching the puppies to use a litter box, so no potty training required by the owner.


Yorkies x Chinese Cresteds, inbreeding so the genes were amplified, and created a dog whose teeth fall out by 6 months. This way, the dog cannot bite anybody.


YorkieCrest x Basenpookitty cross.


YorCreBasenpookitty x Border Collie, so the dog will be amazingly trainable.


YorCreBasenpookittycollie x Teacup Poodle - back to the 2lb size.


And now... I am proud to say I can offer you a hypoallergenic, 2lb dog that does not bark, shed, bite, or need housebreaking or training. They love kids, can stay alone for 12 hours a day, and do not require exercise. They cost $2,000 and will be ready for Christmas.


Who wants one?

The Perfect Dog?
very funny...lol


The sad thing is, someone here will actually believe it and want to contact you.


Even worse, they might take notes and give it a try.
Reply:how does it eat with out teeth? now i have to pay for cat litter! how did you figure this out or come up with that conclussion?
Reply:Oh man, perfect, sign me up on that list RIGHT AWAY.





Am I first in line?
Reply:sounds like a winner put my perfect pit bull would eat it!!!
Reply:I'll take a dozen. One each for my friends as Christmas presents.
Reply:sorry for all your trouble but all dogs are perfect especially the ones nobody loves and are in the pound.
Reply:all you did is cause health problem, and mixed breed dog. As long as the dog has hair it will shed wither into its coat or on the floor.
Reply:LOL! How long did it take you to work all that out?!?!


Funny image I have of that little thing in my head! Kinda Cute!


Thing is............will it fetch my pipe and slippers? ;-)
Reply:Ive found some that are even better!





They do not shed, drool, or bite. They are hypoallergenic, they are less than 2 pounds.. they are great with kids and dont need any exercize or training. Not only are they easy to housebreak, they DONT POOP!!!! You can take them everywhere. They are also very healthy and have absolutly no health issues.. they dont even need to see the vet!





You can find them at your local Toys R Us, Walmart, Target, KMart.... LOL
Reply:Got ya beat, we have been working on this hybrid for years and have it perfected. Only thing we are still trying to work out is whether you get it licensed by the dog catcher or the game warden.





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Reply:You did more thinking than the average BYB or puppy mill! Your breed would be closer to perfect than any puppy mill or BYB puppy!
Reply:I'll take a dozen of them. Wow, that sounds like a heckof a dog. I beat you with my dog though.





Stuffed!
Reply:If it doesn't drool I'll take it......sigh......why didn't you mention drool. I am up to my elbows in it. Does it drool? Without teeth I am afraid it may drool. As a knowledgeable buyer, I NEED TO KNOW.....DOES IT DROOL???????
Reply:none cause youre so weird duh eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...



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