Boy Criteria List.
1. Must absolutely be a Christian.
2. Must have pretty eyes.
3. Must be at least 5’ 10”.
4. Must weigh at least 140 lbs.
5. Must be able to pick me up.
6. Must wear at least size 10 shoe.
7. Must smell good.
8. Must have clean hair.
9. Must be well taken care of.
10. Must have good teeth.
11. Must have good smile.
12. Must not have chapped lips.
13. Must not annoy me.
14. Must have a cute laugh.
15. Must talk to me, not my chest.
16. Must not curse excessively.
17. Must not have a short temper.
18. Must not say, “supposably” instead of supposedly, “pitcher” instead of picture, “drawl” instead of draw, and “irregardless” because that’s ignorance.
19. Must not burp in my presence.
20. Must get along with my family.
21. Must get along with my friends.
22. Must be polite.
23. Must not smoke.
24. Must not have done anything explicit with a girl.
25. Must respect me and my body.
26. Must enjoy football.
27. Must not be too opinionated.
28. Must not use lol.
29. Must be able to hold an intelligent conversation.
30. Must know how to spell.
31. Must know how to correctly conjugate words.
32. Must not blink too much.
33. Must not be apathetic.
34. Must be responsible.
35. Must not be too competitive.
36. Must not have bad breath.
37. Must like soup.
38. Must like animals.
39. Must put up with my antics.
40. Must be thoughtful.
41. Must respect authorities.
42. Must enjoy my company.
43. Must know how to golf.
44. Must look good dressed up.
45. Must like the smell of coffee.
46. Must not complain excessively.
47. Must not like George Bush.
48. Must not cry excessively.
49. Must be clean-shaven.
50. Must not have a criminal record.
51. Must not do bad impersonations or accents.
52. Must not like NASCAR.
53. Must not wear tightie-whities.
54. Must not sag pants.
55. Must not like Shakira.
56. Must not wear pants tighter than mine.
57. Must not be belligerent.
58. Must not be redundant.
59. Must look good in a baseball hat.
60. Must be healthy.
61. Must not pressure me.
62. Must not be an idiot.
63. Must be able to sing decently.
64. Must give perfect hugs.
65. Must not like the 49ers.
66. Must not be an only child.
67. Must not be racist.
68. Must not tell stupid jokes.
69. Must act the same around me as around his friends.
70. Must not ignore me when with his friends.
71. Must accept me for who I am.
72. Must be physically attractive.
73. Must be physically attracted to me.
74. Must have good taste in music and movies.
75. Must not be a jerk.
76. Must look good in sunglasses.
77. Must be truthful.
78. Must be faithful.
79. Must not wear cargo pants.
80. Must know how to ride a bike.
81. Must know how to jump-start a car.
82. Must be semi-artistic.
83. Must not be anxious.
84. Must not look stupid when running.
85. Must like salad.
86. Must eat vegetables.
87. Must not be arrogant.
88. Must not be petty.
89. Must like fish.
90. Must not be a pansy.
91. Must not be over-protective.
92. Must be able to handle his problems.
93. Must have a sense of humor.
94. Must understand my sense of humor.
95. Must not call me “Hannah Montana” or “Hannah Banana.”
96. Must like The Breakfast Club.
97. Must be well read.
98. Must drive a reliable car, and drive safely.
99. Must be reliable.
100. Must not be aggressive towards women.
101. Must have a good immune system.
102. Must know how to cook.
My view of the perfect guy. Anyone fit this? =]?
I strongly agree with #28. Don't listen to these people, almost everyone finds the perfect person for themselves or they just settle,and the people who settle are usually not happy. I don't see a problem with setting high standards and there's not one person on here that doesn't have some sort of standard for what they are looking for in there mate. I will say some are far fetched like the blinking to much but again everyone has thing's that bug them to death. I wish you luck in your search. Please reply if you like. P.S. to all the stupid people that's the perfect man for her not a perfect man in god's eye's!
Reply:jeez... your standards are way too high for any guy in this world!!!
Reply:omg thats exactly the same as my brother
i really believe that u can find
i swear i know many guys with these qualification
but i believe that love doesnt know any of these perfect guy descrption
when u love someone he becomes perfect to u
that;s why i'm still single lol, cz i didnt find love
Reply:that's great... just remember the more 'requirements' on your list, the less chance of finding him..... and of course, if his list is that long, you may not meet his requirements....lol...good luck....;)
Reply:WOW! Good luck finding him!
Reply:heres's how to find a nice guy. Lower yur expectations!
Reply:woooow...and i thought i was picky
Reply:as soon as i read christian, i laughed. Science Forever!! lol
Reply:I dont think thats possible.
Reply:You're going to be looking an AWFULLY long time. Plan on being alone a VERY long time, if you're insistent upon a guy meeting every one of these "qualifications." Because he probably doesn't exist. But I wish you the best of luck in looking for him.
Reply:haha i fit all of those except for the fact that i love the niners
Reply:lol after a certain age , your happy if they are house broke and dont pick nose to much in public.
Reply:ta-daa
Reply:I agree 88% of it.
I LOVE JAPAN! ^__^ %26amp;%26amp; I love Toshimasa Hara
Reply:holy ****!
Reply:Unfortunately, U will be spending the rest of your life alone.
Feel sorry 4 the guy U fool into falling 4 U; hopefully his mom raised him right to single out controllers.
Reply:hi , aunt.... why don't you get married to 5 or 6 guys because you wont get all of these in just one guy............... and one more thing what made you think your perfect........???? do reply .....
Reply:You seriously MUST be asking to be single for the rest of your life. Happy trails.
Brandon
Reply:Lol! Must want to be single the rest of your life.
Reply:You might as well prepare to be alone..your "standards" are not of this world..a list ..are you serious? come on take off about 95 of your requirements....and stick with the most important...or you wont find anyone
Reply:"71. Must accept me for who I am."
But this doesn't apply to you, I guess.
Reply:in my opinion you will end up a old mail with those standards . but you keep trying to find the right one. when he shows up you will know it, and your standards wont mean as much then.
Reply:oh oh, i know a guy like that.
all of those, its him, i promise!!
But wait, hes mine : D
Reply:You will grow old and grey. Alone.
Reply:Ok, well your expecting too much. No one is perfect. Although some of those points are very important others you will have to live without eg: Must like salad and must like fish, those are point less.
Reply:Yes, I exist but my list of thou shalts and thou shalt nots is even longer than yours....and you are too demanding to qualify.
Reply:Tell me you're joking! This person, man or woman does not exist. You'll have to date Jesus if you want to get this close to the perfect guy, and he doesn't even have all these qualities. You'll grow up to be an old maid! If he had all this going for him, I have a hunch after a week with you, he'd end up with only a 50% chance left!
Reply:my boyfriend hits on #2, #6, #7, #37, #89 and #93, in addition to lots of others, but seriously, you might wanna just stay by yourself for awhile.
who goes with a checklist, for reals?
Reply:Hannah. It's me. You know who. It's obvious you've been having me followed or stalking me yourself and that's where you came up with that list. Why don't you just ask me out next time I come in for a happy meal ?
Reply:Im the guy you are looking for.
Reply:umm........i agree with a lot of them. but some are a little too specific. "must like football"? i mean, so u won't like anyone who doesn't like football. i think u're zoning in on the tiny details. when u meet a good guy he's not going to be perfect. u're going to have to work at the relationship. it sounds like u want your true love to be a mirror of u! isn't that creepy? don't u want to be able to share your passions and learn from each other not be exactly the same?
skin cancer
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