Wednesday, May 13, 2009

If you could put together the perfect Men what would he be??

If this were possible I would go right to the mall to "malesRus" and purchase a (for starters):





Attractive 6'3 or 6'4 brown with blond highlights shoulder length or longer hair, weight about 240 muscular but not to much because that is just gross, His private agenda is just nobodys business but as a female we girls know! he would have nice soft hands, beautiful smile with straight teeth,very funny,a perfect gentalmen,romantic, and loves children that's a must! and a personality that matches my own charm and wit (nationality is not a factor)





BUT INSTEAD I GOT A:





cute 5'8.. 5'10 with shoes.. black hair porcupine short, 165 pounds, brown eyes, skinny, little muscles, 10 shoe, rough hands, nice smile but jacked up teeth, can be funny but not very smart, only a gentelman after I've stood there for 5 minutes waiting for him to open the door! ok with kids, and his personality still needs work...





well... I guess that is what you get when you shop on Ebay..

If you could put together the perfect Men what would he be??
Perfect man does not exist but if I could attempt to design one: About 6' to 6'2". Long sandy blonde hair with a little wave to it. He needs to keep it groomed. Tanned skin. Muscular but not huge - I agree that is gross. Deep blue eyes. Gorgeous smile - straight white teeth. Large, strong hands to hold me and make me feel safe. No hair on his back, not too hairy anywhere else. Nice looking feet - not too rough. The perfect a$$. Dresses in tight jeans and tight t-shirt most of the time but likes to wear dress clothes on occasion. Very romantic and loving. Likes to communicate. Wants to pamper me and lets me pamper him but does not expect it. Works enough to support me but not all the time. Supports me in whatever I decide to do. There is so much more but like I said he does not exist anyway. I found a great man but there are things I wish were different.
Reply:yes thats true
Reply:my perfect man:





not a liar





that's all i'd ask for
Reply:frankie muniz, tom aka draco malfoy, justin barefield, the guys from supernatural
Reply:cute romantic and a gentle man
Reply:Dont really care what he looks like aslong as he is caring, loving and fun.
Reply:True that...if only we could customize our orders!!!
Reply:I already got him; my 6'2", dreamy blue eyed, lean, handsome, white, humorous, romantic, sexy, Lovey!
Reply:He would look like The Terminator and could shoot laser beams from his eyes. He would beat up bullies and protect me like in T2.
Reply:"private agenda"? is that what you "guys" call it?
Reply:Well looks who's bitter about settling? You should never settle for less than you want.
Reply:i would only wont a man that really loved me for me a man that that shows his love and affection one that would be by my side no matter what good or bad looks really don't mean that much its whats inside that counts
Reply:My perfect man....





Loves me


Respects me


Treats me the way I deserve


Is great with kids


Can support himself (doesn't have to be rich)


Has a sense of adventure


AND a sense of humor





Of course, the proper sized equipment would be a bonus.
Reply:the perfect man has already be created. I am right here.
Reply:well i would sajest dont do that again!!!
Reply:A programable robot with remote control..LOL
Reply:Well, to begin with, as long as he had teeth in his head and was hygienically clean, it wouldn't matter much to me what he looked like. He would be a compassionate, considerate, creative, kind man of God, leading his family by God's love. He would have a great sense of humor, good communication, put his God first, his family second and be generous and gentle but all man! And one who believed this in his heart and showed it....."Be very careful if you make a woman


cry, because God counts her tears. The woman


came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be


walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but


from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be


protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
Reply:A PERFECT MAN IS A GUY THAT I CAN TRAIN TO DO WHAT I WANT HIM TO DO AND HE WILL DO IT WITHOUT COMPLAINING!





I AM NOT FUSSY WITH WHAT HE WEARS! HE CAN WEAR SKIRT WITH NO UNDIES!





IF HE HAS CROOKED TEETH GO HAVE IT FIX OR NO TEETH AT ALL..... YUP SAVE MONEY JUST BUY BABY FOOD FOR HIM!





IF THE GUY CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR MAKE SURE YOU OPEN IT AND SLAM IT ON HIS FACE HE WILL GET THE HINT!





THE ONLY TIME HE CAN BABYSIT IS WHEN THE KID IS 7 YEARS OLD AT LEAST THE KID CAN FINALLY FEND FOR HIMSELF.AND GET HIS OWN CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST WITHOUT DADDY!





PERFECT GUY HAS FIVE DOLLARS LEFT ON HIS WALLET TO BUY SLURPEE AT 7 ELEVEN ON HOT DAY! I DON'T NEED FANCY DRINKS!
Reply:He is already put together.



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